srkdall: 5265ad: I’m grown but I’m not grown grown Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work. (via timewaitsfornoman)

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via timewaitsfornoman)

tibets:

omfg a person on fbook just posted this and said “I JUST STOLE THIS SIGN FROM KFC”
handjob: when someone tries taking food from your plate (via zackisontumblr)

handjob:

when someone tries taking food from your plate

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(via zackisontumblr)

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
horchatita: gracelesscastiels: today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7 and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people this guy man That would be *actual* Christianity for you. (Source: lewgul, via timewaitsfornoman)

horchatita:

gracelesscastiels:

today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7

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and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people

this guy man

That would be *actual* Christianity for you.

(Source: lewgul, via timewaitsfornoman)