thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.
daddyhole: this year i was trash next year i hope to be hella trash possibly a trash king ? (Source: slimydad, via inhaleaggression)

daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

(Source: slimydad, via inhaleaggression)

virginsacrificer: "do u want the rest of my food" "here u can have them" (via calciumcunt)

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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(via calciumcunt)

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…""Are BALLS…"
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses. fictionalfeather: For example, you can: be in a shampoo commercial start a boy band: spot some choice booty: break into song: see some people in frankly offensive outfits: attend a metal show: listen to some sick jams: discover zombieism: sample some tasty snacks: watch someone get burned bad: find something you really like: find something you really, really like: find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE: and wonder if you left the stove on: (via calciumcunt)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via calciumcunt)